And he intended me to become his secret weapon in his war against the gods of the Underworld and the Kingdom of Heaven. Awesome bit of news, don’t you think? That’s when I just about fainted. Not something I usually do but I think that’s understandable under the circumstances. Coach Hayden Hawks smiled when he saw the dumbfounded look on my face. I had trouble taking it all in. My soccer coach was a demon lord from Hell. My father was the Devil. And there was an ancient Greek god after me. And you thought your life was hard! Coach said he could see a lot of his old pal Lucifer in me. I sincerely wish he’d stop saying that name. I think my discomfort pleased him. Coach said he’d been watching me for some time. For ages he’d looked after me, using his magic to shield me from the forces which would destroy me if they knew what I was. Unfortunately, he couldn’t shield me from a Pagan god. Erebus power was far beyond his, though he held his own against the dark god back there. I took all. And yeah, we was right, "It's a Mad,Mad, Mad World" was pretty funny.We arrived on Friday afternoon, got settled into the hotel, which was thesame place where they were having something called the rehearsal dinner.Mom went over to the church for the rehearsal itself, and dad took ussightseeing in Gotham City for a couple of hours. All I can say is I knewwe weren't in Kansas anymore. There are more people in a couple of blocksof that city then there are in all of Smallville.I told dad I didn't understand why they had to have a wedding rehearsal.Didn't everyone just walk up, say a few words, and it was over? Martharolled her eyes at me and said, "You don't UNDERSTAND. You don'tunderstand anything. But you're just a boy." Then she smiled and flippedher hair like she was so superior just because she was a girl."Ha!" I said. "Like I would ever WANT to be a girl!" She stuck her tongueout at me and I was about to lunge for her when dad stepped between us,put a hand on each of our shoulders.
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